Dateing Game lyrics

Let`s meet contestant number one
He`s a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says, woman love his sexy smile
Let`s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what`s your question?

Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let`s say you were to come over to my parent`s house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick

Let`s see, hmm, well, I`d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I`d probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I`m hungry, I smell spaghetti
I`d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I`d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It`s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I`m steady staring at your sister, I`ll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I`d put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I`d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let`s meet contestant number two
He`s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let`s hear your question

I like a man who`s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know? baby

First thing, I could never love you
Yo
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