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Once they called me Rover
Once they called me pet.
But since the sofa incident
I`m just the walking, hairballing ghet.
Sure, I ripped the cushions
But that was just a ploy
To bring to their attention
What a loyal; what a brilliant, brilliant boy I am.
Now I`m a dead dog walking
But I ain`t dead yet.
They`ve made for me the appointment
We`re off down to the vet.
It isn`t that I`m frightened
It`s just that I recall
The last time that I went there
I left without my balls.
Margarine is pleasant
Until the second tub.
The end result,
You know it`s vomit
And owners spitting blood.
I pulled out all the vinyl
And chewed the tapes as well.
I believe that it was justified
James Last should rot in hell.
But they just don`t understand me
It`s hard to keep your ground
When in the wardrobe
Your latest present has been found.
Now I`m a dead dog walking
But I ain`t dead yet.
They`ve made for me the appointment
We`re off down to the vet.
It isn`t that I`m frightened
It`s just that I recall
The last time that I went there
I left without my balls.
I helped take in the shopping
I really did my best.
But falafel and tahini
Are too hard to digest.
The mess was in the bathroom
So of course I blamed the cat
That`s never too convincing
Now I`m out and that is that.