Dead Drunk And Naked lyrics

When I was a young boy I sniffed a lot of glue
Mom sent me to rehab, they told me what to do
We didn`t have much money; the lord picked up the tab
They made me write him love songs, sitting in my room

Now I just drink whiskey and drive around my friends
Get a haircut, get a job, maybe born again
And if you`re living badly, we`ll tell you how to live
Dead, drunk, and naked

If you`re out there listening, I just want you to know
I been doing just fine, psychiatrists tell me so
My scars are patched up; my arms have almost healed
My demons almost tranquilized, my pains almost killed

Me and old Jack Daniel`s, become the best of friends
We got all them Baptist`s to die for our sins
I know the lord is coming
The South will rise again! (Dead, drunk, and naked)

Daddy used to tell me, everything comes down to what they say about you when you`re not around
And I wish that he was here now, I`m sure he would be proud
No one talks about me; the voices are too loud.

So if you come to see me, I`m sure you`ll be impressed
By how well I`m behaving and how well I`m dressed
If you come to see me, hope you`re coming soon

Dead, drunk, and naked