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<pre><font size='+2'>DEAD MAN BLUES lyrics SCATTERBRAIN</font><br>[Brogna / Christ]<br />
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I went to a doctor with a pain in my head<br />
<br />
He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you`re dead,<br />
<br />
It`s gonna be slow and painful<br />
<br />
It ain`t gonna be no fun"<br />
<br />
So I went home and decided<br />
<br />
I`ll end it now my life`s done<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Game Over, end of the ride<br />
<br />
It`s suicide!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth<br />
<br />
I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed<br />
<br />
I jumped in front of a truck<br />
<br />
I missed and only felt a breeze<br />
<br />
Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:<br />
<br />
"Exact change, please!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I survived, was still alive!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I dropped a toaster in the tub with me<br />
<br />
It did wonders for my hair<br />
<br />
Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff<br />
<br />
Got lost on my way there<br />
<br />
I took a jar of sleeping pills<br />
<br />
But all I did was snooze<br />
<br />
I can`t do nothing right<br />
<br />
I got the Dead Man Blues!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Can`t get it right<br />
<br />
I`m feeling so uptight<br />
<br />
I can`t die I gotta wonder why<br />
<br />
I try and try and try but I can`t die<br />
<br />
I`ve got the Dead Man Blues<br />
<br />
`Cause even if I win I lose<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I threw a rope around the rafters<br />
<br />
Around my neck, stood on a chair<br />
<br />
The phone rings, my machine picks up<br />
<br />
And guess who`s there?<br />
<br />
It`s a message from my doctor<br />
<br />
And he says: "Hey lucky break!<br />
<br />
It was just a dirt on the X-ray<br />
<br />
Whoops! I made a mistake!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
And then I slipped off the chair<br />
<br />
And I was hanging there:<br />
<br />
I`ve got the Dead Man Blues<br />
<br />
`Cause even if I win I lose<br />
<br />
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[Brogna / Christ]

I went to a doctor with a pain in my head

He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you`re dead,

It`s gonna be slow and painful

It ain`t gonna be no fun"

So I went home and decided

I`ll end it now my life`s done

Game Over, end of the ride

It`s suicide!!!

So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth

I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed

I jumped in front of a truck

I missed and only felt a breeze

Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:

"Exact change, please!!!"

I survived, was still alive!

I dropped a toaster in the tub with me

It did wonders for my hair

Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff

Got lost on my way there

I took a jar of sleeping pills

But all I did was snooze

I can`t do nothing right

I got the Dead Man Blues!

Can`t get it right

I`m feeling so uptight

I can`t die I gotta wonder why

I try and try and try but I can`t die

I`ve got the Dead Man Blues

`Cause even if I win I lose

I threw a rope around the rafters

Around my neck, stood on a chair

The phone rings, my machine picks up

And guess who`s there?

It`s a message from my doctor

And he says: "Hey lucky break!

It was just a dirt on the X-ray

Whoops! I made a mistake!"

And then I slipped off the chair

And I was hanging there:

I`ve got the Dead Man Blues

`Cause even if I win I lose

The Dead Man Blues

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