Dear Penis lyrics

Dear penis
I don`t think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
That`s all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you`re the one to blame
Dear penis
I don`t think I like you anymore

He sings:

Dear Rodney
I don`t think I like you anymore
`Cause when you get to drinking
You put me places I`ve never been before
Dear Rodney
I don`t like you anymore

Why can`t we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you`re shaving, shave my balls