Dear Uncle Creepy, it`s been years
Morbid fantasy exterminate my childhood fears
Some of the crap that`s out these days
Is such a bore to me!
Dear Uncle Creepy
The shit they call `horror` in the comic store
Nobody`s got that style anymore!
Pre-code classics provide the chills
This high-tech bullshit never will!
As far as movies are concerned.
There`s plenty out that should be burned
The horror`s gone, big budget`s here
Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????
Dear Uncle Creepy, it`s a crying shame
The `terror` of the 80`s is so fucking LAME!!
Whatever happened to the good ol` days
Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves