I`m sick and tired of my generation getting blamed for the state of the planet. I`m sick of my generation getting called the TV generation. `Well all you guys do is watch TV.` What did you expect!? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get shot live on TV one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change the fucking channel for the next thirty years. `This show sucks.` `Yeah, but somebody might get shot during the commercial. Now hang on!`
That`s what`s wrong with this country. We always shoot the wrong guys. We shoot JFK, we shoot RFK, and it comes to Teddy, we go, `Ahh, leave him alone. He`ll fuck it up himself, no problem. You know?` Biggest target in the whole God damn Kennedy family. He weighs about seven thousand pounds. You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston five minutes later. He`d be standing on the lawn at the Kennedy compound going, `Ah Ah Ah Ah There`s a bullet in my ass. Ah Ah ah ah`
Ted Kennedy. Good senator, but a bad date. You know what I`m saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home at four o`clock in the morning and goes, `What did I forget? Oh! The fucking girl! What`s the matter with me? Jesus, where are my pants!? Holy shit!`
Because I`ll tell you folks. We got a real problem with guns in this country. We have people snapping almost twice, three, four, five times a year. Right? People just snap. They can`t take it anymore. They just snap, they go into McDonalds and kill fifteen people. I mean what the fuck is going on down at the post office? Every six months some guy gets fired, comes back and kills all his co-workers. If I worked at the post office as a supervisor, I wouldn`t lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking years. I`d just walk around going, `Hanrahan, what`re you doing?` `Nothing.` `Well, keep it up, you`re doing a great job! Jesus. I`ll tell ya.`
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