Deck The Halls I Hate Christmas lyrics

[Intro]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I`d like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I`ll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don`t wanna go, where happy days are snow
I`d rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
`Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I`m glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I`ll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don`t wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
`Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I`m glad it only comes one time a year

[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard `here comes the boom`.
I knew that Santa would be comin` soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled `shut up ya`ll,` but they wouldn`t listen.
And then