Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down
Drunk in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my thumb was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I`ve got is this guy Benjamin Dover
Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap
Don`t like Sally cause she`s fat
I`m a jerk, I`m a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The famer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he`s still gay
Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap
Don`t like Sally cause she`s fat
I`m a jerk, I`m a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap
Don`t like Sally cause she`s fat
I`m a jerk, I`m a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
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