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When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin` puppies with a BB-Gun.
I`d poison guppies, and when I was done,
I`d find a pussy-cat and bash in it`s head.
That`s when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You`ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You`ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You`re temperment`s wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You`ll be a success.
`Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.`
`Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!`
`He`s a dentist and he`ll never ever be any good.`
`Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?`
`Oh, that hurts! Wait! I`m not numb!`
`Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!`
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I`m your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It`s swell, though then tell me I`m mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma`s proud of me.
`Oh, Momma...`