Blink 182 Depends With Talking At End lyrics

(1,2,1,2,3,4) Tom: I don`t want to urinate on myself

I don`t want to urinate on anyone else

But, I guess that really doesn`t matter anymore

Cuz I can`t control my bladder anymore



Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back into life

No more soiled nights alone

But I guess I don`t have a care

Because there`s not a load in my underwear



Mark: I`m sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)

I`m sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)

I had an accident today

I left a soiled bus seat, I didn`t know what to say



But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back into life (go, go)

No more soiled nights alone

Well, I guess that I don`t have a care

If I don`t have a load in my underwear.



(Talking) Tom: Uh..um anyway....Well as I was sayng...my dog, nice dog bending over.

Mark: If you dropped your keys you`d bend over too.



Tom: Well I just wanted to say I thank you all for coming to the sperm bank. Do you have a question there?



Mark(says it really fast and in with a Mexican accent): Shit, Scott that ocky? mofo messing with my old lady got to be running cold upside down his head, you know what I`m sayin` man?

Hey holmes, I can dig it. That brother ain`t a picking up on you(?).

I see A. Scott. So did I say what I want to say(?)

Pretty Jay I did the same old same old.

Hey knock yourself a post slit the grey matter of fact.

While the mofo was down I take TCB and man.

Hey, you know what they say you see the broad that gets that booty backin` you lay her down and SLACK EM` JACK EM`.

Cold got you B, you know man? SHIT!



Tom: Uh..Are you a feeling alright?



Mark: Oh man ja mofo better lay me to the bone, she jackin` me up tightly.

Mark: Alright get out the scissors and get in place. Ready? Now start chompin`.



Tom: Hey man Someone spot me it`s heavy.

Mark: Alright now, heve it on down here.

(falling down stairs sounds)



Tom: Okay it`s all the way down there.

Mark:Ahh. Who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?
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