Designated Drinker lyrics

I left my keys on the dreser when she left me
I knew I wouldn`t need them tonight
I called the boys to come pick me up
And left my truck sitting there in the drive
Well, I`ll be here `til closing time
Trying to drink her off my mind

Chorus
I`ve had a long neck, a Long Island Tea
A few fuzzy navels and "sex on the beach"
Some straight up, some on the rocks
I`ll probably eat the worm before I stop
I ain`t the driver, I aint the thinker
Tonight I`m the desgnated drinker

Well, there`s always one in every honky-tonk
Who has a lot of pain to ease
So, I wont be hard for the boys to find
Whenever its times to leave
Well, I`ll be down at the end of the bar
Standing on my own two knees

Chorus 2X

I aint the driver
I aint the thinker
Tonight I`m the designated drinker

I aint the driver
I aint the thinker
Tonight I`m the designated drinker
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