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<pre><font size='+2'>DETACHABLE PENIS lyrics KING MISSILE</font><br>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover<br />
And my penis was missing again<br />
This happens all the time<br />
It`s detachable<br />
This comes in handy a lot of the time<br />
I can leave it home when I think it`s going to get me in trouble<br />
Or I can rent it out when I don`t need it<br />
<br />
But now and then I go to a party<br />
Get drunk<br />
And the next morning I can`t for the life of me <br />
Remember what I did with it<br />
First I looked around my apartment <br />
And I couldn`t find it<br />
So I called up the place where the party was<br />
They hadn`t seen it either<br />
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet <br />
`Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes<br />
But not this time<br />
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. <br />
<br />
I called a few people who were at the party<br />
But they were no help either<br />
I was starting to get desperate<br />
I really don`t like being without my penis for too long<br />
It makes me feel like less of a man <br />
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak<br />
<br />
After a few hours of searching the house<br />
And calling everyone I could think of<br />
I was starting to get very depressed<br />
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. <br />
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark`s Place<br />
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street<br />
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven<br />
Some guy was selling it<br />
I had to buy it off him<br />
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17<br />
I took it home<br />
Washed it off<br />
And put it back on<br />
I was happy again<br />
Complete<br />
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached<br />
But I don`t know<br />
Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass<br />
I like having a detachable penis<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/detachable_penis_lyrics-king_missile.html" target='_blank'>DETACHABLE PENIS lyrics KING MISSILE</a></pre>

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It`s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it`s going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don`t need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can`t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn`t find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn`t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
`Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don`t like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark`s Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don`t know
Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

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