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<pre><font size='+2'>DETACHABLE PENIS lyrics KING MISSLE</font><br>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it`s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it`s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don`t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can`t, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn`t seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , `ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.<br />
 So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.<br />
 I was starting to get desperate I really don`t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.<br />
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 After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark`s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don`t know. Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/detachable_penis_lyrics-king_missle.html" target='_blank'>DETACHABLE PENIS lyrics KING MISSLE</a></pre>

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it`s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it`s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don`t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can`t, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn`t seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , `ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don`t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark`s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don`t know. Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

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