The bombs been detonated
I`m just waiting for the explosion
I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third
With blurred vision and...precisley placed slurred words, we started kissin`
Man listen, it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget
Well fuck it I admit I was drunk and I loved it, every last second
I couldn`t kill the thought of us butt-ass naked
?? with the fan on, chattin about the session and
Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions, thats when
She made an offer I couldn`t refuse, and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos
She said she had a pad that wasn`t too far away,
She said she`d love it if I`d stay till the following day
So it was time to exit stage left
I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath
And now we`re stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more
And now I`m feelin` it, I had my hand in my pocket but she`s stealing it
With our hands interlocking as we`re walking down exchange street
With our hearts pitter-pattin` to the same beat, and then she popped the question like,
"Trav, you ever been in love?"
I`m like "Psh...Not that I recall! Well there was one situation, but I didn`t have the patience
Or the balls to say it, and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it."
And it sounds something like [stuttering]
Man, my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident
The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in,
I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedalin`
If it wasn`t for meddlin` kids would love even exist? (Nope)
If it wasn`t for alcohol would I be sayin` this? (Nope)
She probably took offense, I probably started gettin` sober
Cause she started gettin` ugly and I think I probably told her
Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin` sweat
Knew I was gettin` into something I`d later regret
Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins,
And started wishin` I was back at the bar with my friends (Disashi!)
And then it happened, I fell flat on my face
When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place
I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-ass naked
But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant
Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser
While I`m tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure,
With a smile I grabbed the note, lit a smoke and sat back
"Dear whoever, lose my number.
PS: The sex was whack."?
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