Dick Starbuck Porno Detective lyrics

Intro



[Mr. Eon]

You see, it`s Mr. E the one you think of

It was a labor of love, cry like a dove

But this ain`t Prince, rhymed ever since

Thoughts of the future in the past tense

Her name was Loretta, wore a tight sweater

Met her at a jam in the `96 winter

Blunt passer, had ta harass her

Brushed up against her, while I passed her

Drinks she couldn`t pass up, dreamin of handcuffs

Told me to meet her, after the band struck

Dilated eyes, peered at the thigh

Peeped fingertips, went from lips to hips

Mr. E rock shows, this she didn`t know

It was this honky, who made her say ho

No way she sayin no, leave the disco

Right after Mi rocks all stereos

After 2nd Ave., ass I gotta have

Take jacket/coat, pour the beer on draft

One or the other, just to uncover

Just this night, Mr. E be the lover

Now lets play doctor, or should I say dentist?

I be Starbuck, you the dental hygenist

First brush your teeth, then rinse please

orally like Monica Lewinsky

Since she sees these testes

She`s guarnateed to see these trees

It was an odd combo, like cappucino

And Clam`s casino and breakfast in Reno



Chorus: Woman and Mr. Eon

[Woman] Mr. E I know you wanna be with me

[Mr. E] Girlfriend, you better that thought to an end

[Woman] You and me, baby, we cold roll real tight

[Mr. E] One night is one night, that don`t make it right

[Woman] We shared drinks and stuff, I let you touch the stuff

Then an hour later it was me you clutched

[Mr. E] It`s much too much, girl you gotta hush

You played me in the head, now this I trust



[Mr. Eon]

It was crazy, didn`t think that this lady

Would be the one to become my baby

It was a one-nighter, we shared a lighter

Now this stupid Dutchess couldn`t roll much tighter

Months into it, still doin it

Ass still chewin it, nothin could brew in it *echoes*

But someone from the past, addition to the cast

He be the ex, I be the next

To the point that I asked her, did he harass her

Said it was an old flame that didn`t even matter

Once a college fling, it didn`t mean a thing

I knew that this was the song she`d sing

At her crib one day, snoop I`d play

Look for evidence that would pave the way

I`m Dick Starbuck she don`t know the persona

Porno Detective for Eve and Madonna

The phone did ring, I should just forget

I figure, I just let the machine get

Mike`s on the line at 555-3825, Eon`s on a ride

Days go buy, coolin with the guys, it was Loretta calling at my demise

Surprised, before my eyes it played to a T

It was Mike`s number on the Caller ID

What we had`s, what he had, don`t feel bad

Take more than Loretta to make E sad

Take the L like the Packers, see you next season

Maybe next game Eon`ll be cheatin



Chorus
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