Dick Taphone lyrics translation: KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Dick Taphone song texte and letras KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Dick Taphone tab, paroles and testo KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Dick Taphone Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
HELLO OPERATOR. I`D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL
CAN I HAVE 477 3104?
I`M SORRY SIR, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT NUMBER ONCE AGAIN?
477 3104, DID YA GET IT THEN?
COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE SLOWER? 477`S ALL I GOT
3104, ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF OR WHAT?
LOOK, I GOT THE FIRST BIT, BUT I JUST CAN`T GET THE LAST
WELL STICK THAT FUCKIN` PHONE UP YOUR FUCKIN` ARSE
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STICK THAT FUCKIN` PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN` ARSE
YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN` HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN` HARD
I`M JUST TRYIN` TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU`RE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN` PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN` ARSE
GOOD MORNING I`M FROM TELECOM, COME TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE
FOR A BREACH OF REGULATIONS JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
YOU UPSET OUR OPERATOR WITH A PRETTY NASTY CALL
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN` ON ABOUT? IT WAS ALL HER FUCKIN` FAULT!
WELL SHE CLAIMS THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT, SHE REALLY WAS DISTRESSED
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CUSTOMERS, SHE UPSET ME FIRST!
WE`VE GOT HER WRITTEN STATEMENT, WHICH SHORTLY WILL BE READ
BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU`D RECALL EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID
I SAID
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WELL THAT`S NOT EXACTLY ON SIR, IT`S JUST NOT ON AT ALL
YOU MUST USE COMMON ETIQUETTE IF YOU WISH TO MAKE A CALL
AND `PLEASE` AND `THANK YOU` ALSO HELP, YOU CAN`T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT
`PLEASE` AND FUCKIN` `THANK YOU` WELL YOU FUCKIN` TELL HER THAT!
AND SHE KNOWS WITHOUT A TELEPHONE I`M REALLY IN THE SHIT
WELL PERHAPS IF YOU`D APOLOGISE THAT JUST MIGHT HELP A BIT
APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE TO WHO?
JUST GO IN AND ASK FOR OPERATOR 42
GOOD MORNING, ARE YOU WAITING? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO?
YES, I`D LIKE TO SPEAK TO OPERATOR 42
I`M SORRY SIR, I MISSED THAT, COULD YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
AH SHIT! I DON`T BELIEVE IT! HERE WE FUCKIN` GO AGAIN!
OPERATOR 42, LOOK I`LL JUST WRITE IT DOWN
OH OPERATOR 42, I`LL SEE IF SHE`S AROUND
JEEZ, THEY`RE BLOODY USELESS, I`M SURE THAT THEY`RE ALL DEAF
NO WONDER THAT I DID ME QUINCE, NO WONDER THAT I SAID
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NOW THEY`LL MAKE ME SIT AROUND AND WAIT ALL BLOODY DAY
JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE ME SWEAT AND HAVE THE FINAL SAY
THAT`S LIKE THE PUBLIC SERVICEM THEY MAKE YOU SCRAPE AND BBOW
ARRGGHH SHIT! SHE`S FUCKIN` UGLY, IF THAT`S HER COMING NOW!
I`M OPERATOR 42, I`M BUSY, MAKE IT FAST
DID A BLOKE TELL YOU TO STICKTHAT FUCKIN` PHONE RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE?
YES HE DID, THE FILTHY ANIMAL, I REMEMBER NOW
WELL YOU`D BETTER FUCKIN` BRACE YOURSELF `CAUSE THEY`RE BRINGING IT AROUND!!