This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
What`s you`re problem Dickhead
[1st Verse]
Don`t kick my dog dickhead
Don`t beep at me dickhead
Why d`you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Theres a dickhead in you`re mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don`t want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why d`you piss me off in first class dickhead
I`m not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin` Raas Clart
Where`s the Chorus dickhead
[Chorus]
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you`ve gone off me, don`t be so sloppy..baby
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I`m so lovely...baby
[2nd Verse]
If you diss me you`ll sell copy dickhead
What d`you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
break you`re shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They`ll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They`ll kick fuck out of you
You`re going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
I wasn`t looking at ya` bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the fuck are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I`ve found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it dickhead
Where`s the chorus...no chorus.. dickhead
[Chorus 2]
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you`ve gone off me, don`t be so sloppy..baby
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I`m so lovely...baby
[The Tofty Rap]
I`ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I`ve got a bucket of shit
I`ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I`ve got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
I`ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I`ve got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no REAAL shit!
[3rd Verse]
Why d`you cut me up in my car dickhead
Why d`you say bad things `bout my bra dickhead
I`ve got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don`t wake up dickhead
Who gives a fuck dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you cos you`re a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he`s a dickhead too like you, dickhead
[Chorus 3]
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you`ve gone off me, don`t be so sloppy..baby
Isn`t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I`m so lovely...baby