Dickie Davies Eyes lyrics

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I`ll more than likely kill you.
`Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock`
you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore`s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

Chorus:
And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So I`ll wipe my snot
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.

God, I could murder a Cadbury`s Flake,
Then I guess you wouldn`t let me into heaven.
Or maybe you would `cause their adverts promote oral sex!
A Romani bint in a field with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she`s got `Dickie Davis Eyes!`

Chorus x 2
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