Different Town Email 99 lyrics

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The Poopsmith he could talk
(Poopsmith: hello)

and Marzipan would rock
(Marzipan: half second guitar solo)

and the stick would be this big ol` tree that try to eat everyone except The Cheat and Me
(Strong Mad: and me!)
(Strong Bad: we`ll see)

and The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.
(King of Town: I hate peas!)
(Strong Bad: I know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar-bills
(Bubs: immatation chocolate)

and my stupid baby brother would`ve been born with horns and a tail
(Strong Sad: I`m evil)

Coach Z would wear his cool jacket
(Coach Z: Check it out yo!)

and Homestar just couldn`t hack it
(Homestar: I QUIT!)

and Pom-Pom wouldn`t change at all `cept he`d look like an ABA basketball

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and this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times
you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don`t mess arround with other guys
(Homsar: daaaaah, i`m forever your girl
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