If you`re havin` trouble with the high school head
He`s givin` you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here`s what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I`m always home
Call me any time
Just ring 36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He`s double dealin` with your best friend
That`s when the teardrops start fella
Pick up the phone, I`m here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget `bout him
We`ll have ourselves a ball hey
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain`t got the guts
She keeps naggin` at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It`s time you made a stand
For a fee, I`m happy to be
Your back door man