I thought i was bad thought l`ze a kickn` stud
I thought i had a knockn` stroll
I caught a momma glidin` through the alley
A big pink pussycat she said `meow`
She said her name was tammy
And her sugar hills worked the cure
I came to her in jammies
And i left so-phista-mature
Dirty mutha fuzz
Well the next day i hung over
My head still hurt like hell
I begged to her have mercy
But she pounded on me just like a nail
She unwrapped all by chocolates
I opened up all her cans
She spread herself out like a banquet and said
`i`m gonna punish you my man`
Dirty mutha fuzz
I got my fine sexy sheba here
She only smokes the peckerilla
It`s like we`re chillin` down in graceland
She`s elvis - i`m priscilla
Dirty, yeah she loves you dirty mutha fuzz
She`s built like a candy store and lord i ate too much
Dirty, she`s got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas i got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little orphan annie`s got on red stiletto heels
She said, `you love it, you love it,
Just gaze up at me as you kneel`
When she went for the whip fellas
A chill went down my spine
Such an innocent face
With such an evil mind
I pushed the buttons on her blaster
John coltrane began to bop
I started workin` on a solid rhythm
With horns over the top
All at once she whispered
`a little fertilizer will make it grow`
Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
And i covered her with snow