Dixie Rose Deluxe S Honky Tonk Feed Store Gun Sh lyrics

There ain`t a four-lane road within twenty-some`n miles of here.
This town ain`t got a Walmart an` never, ever will.
There`s a church an` a fillin` station, where you get your gas.
Then there’s Dixie Rose Deluxe`s,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.

Well, I stop by Dixie`s half-a-dozen times a day.
I ain`t there for super-duper deals or the famous fried steak.
Dixie`s daughter`s hotter than a hound on a fresh `coon track.
Down at Dixie Rose Deluxe`s,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.

Yeah, I got four of everything in there,
Bunch o` stuff that I can`t use.
Hundred cans of Skoal on my dashboard,
An` I don`t even chew.
Yeah, I`m there when they open,
An` I`m there when they close.
Standin` at the check-out line,
Just checkin` out Becky-Jo,
Down at Dixie Rose Deluxe`s,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.

She wears a nothin`-to-hide sundress that`ll make you melt.
Makes a country boy think she got eyes for nobody else.
Yeah, truth is, she`s got us lined up clear out the back,
Of ol’ Dixie Rose Deluxe`s,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.

Instrumental break.

Boss shouts out: `Where you goin`?`
I tell him I`ll be right back.
I just remembered I need a dozen eggs,
An` an `87 Cadillac.
Some question my persistence;
Ah, some my sanity.
But, y`all, I ain`t quittin` till that gal is,
Crazy over me,
Down there at Dixie Rose Deluxe`s,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Tractor Parts,
Eight-Tracks, Trampolines, Tux Rental, Groceries,
Video, Post Office, Taxidermy, Laundromat.