Do I Hear A Waltzwe Re Gonna Be All Right lyrics

Eddie: Honeybunch,
Sad to say, but I have a hunch,
Screen romances went out to lunch,
That`s no reason to pout.

Don`t look bleak,
Happy endings can spring a leak,
`Ever after` can mean one week,
We`re just having a drought.
Smile and sweat it out.

If we can just hang on,
We`ll have compatability.
No need to worry,
We`re gonna be all right.
One day the ache is gone,
There`s nothing like senility.
So what`s your hurry?
We`re gonna be all right.

Meanwhile, relax!
I`ll take a lover, you take a lover.
When that`s played out,
They get the axe,
We can retire,
Sit by the fire,
Fade out.

We`ll build our house upon
The rock of my verility.
Better scurry,
We`re gonna be all night,
Oh, boy! we`re gonna be all right.

Jennifer: I was told
`Just be faithful and never scold,`
Sounded easy, so I was sold.
I`ve been miserable since.

I was taught
When the prince and the dragon fought,
That the dragon was always caught.
Now I don`t even wince
When it eats the prince.

I know the perfect pair
Their lives are at the pinnacle.
But how do we know
They`re gonna be all right?

The bride is slightly square,
The groom is slightly cynical.
A little vino,
They`re gonna be all right.

She aims to please,
She has a baby,
Then, though they may be
Having fine times,
When there`s a crease,
She has another,
Now she`s a mother
Nine times!

It all went wrong, but where?
Details are strictly clinical.
She`s out in Reno,
The kids`re `doring the flight,
Hi ho, they`re gonna be all right.

(dialogue)

Jennifer: I couldn`t find Mauro.

Eddie: Well, we could walk to the cinema.

Jennifer: ...and save the gondola for another night?

Eddie: Sure you wouldn`t mind?

Jennifer: Not if you don`t.

Eddie: Oh no, I don`t.

Jennifer: Then neither do I. There. Y`see?

Eddie: `I see` said the blind man.

Jennifer: `I hear` said the deaf lady.

Eddie:...So they joined the circus and lived happily ever after.

Both: *giggle*

(song)

Eddie: Things will heal.
I know couples who look ideal,
They no longer know what they feel,
They`ve been practicing charm.

All is well,
`Least as far as their friends can tell.
Please ignore the peculiar smell,
There`s no cause for alarm.
Mildew will do harm.

Jennifer: What if her brain is dead?

Eddie: What if he`s ineffectual?

Both: They look delicious,
They`re gonna be all right.

They both go right to bed
When they feel intellectual.
No one`s suspicious,
They`re gonna be all right.

Jennifer: Who`s on the skids?
She goes to night school--

Eddie: If it`s the right school,
He`ll permit her.

Jennifer: They love the kids,
They love their friends, too--

Eddie: Lately, he tends to
Hit her.

Jennifer: Sometimes she drinks in bed,

Eddie: Sometimes he`s homosexual.

Both: But why be vicious?
They keep it out of sight!
Good show!
They`re gonna be all right.
And so,
We`re gonna be all right.
Hi ho!
We`re gonna be all right!
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