Dog Food Woman lyrics

Darling, for you
I think of what I`d do
If you said that sound
I would climb the highest mountain
I would swim the widest sea
I`d wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would capture a swarm of killer bees
I would fight a fiery dragon with a wooden sword
If I didn`t know what this would do to me
`Cause it`s too dangerous (too dangerous)
I`d really like to do it, but I might get hurt
It`s dangerous (too dangerous)
I don`t feel like bleeding on my brand new shirt
You might call me cowardly and say I`m full of tripe
You might call me yellow, and baby you`d be right
So I`d surf across volcanos full of lava
I`d even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of a boxing champion`s mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch of angry cossacks
I would stop a thousand bullets with my hand
I would laugh as my leg was amputated
But baby, I`m not that kind of man
`Cause it`s too dangerous (too dangerous)
I use big words but I never do the deed
It`s dangerous (too dangerous)
I beg like a baby if I see somebody bleed
I haven`t got a backbone; I`m as timid as a mouse
I could find a cure for this but I can`t leave the house
`Cause it`s dangerous, too dangerous, too dangerous
For me