Doin As I See On My Tv lyrics

When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don`t worry boy, they`re just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin` as I see on my TV
Doin` as I see on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on `Cops`

All I want`s a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doin` as I see on my TV
Doin` as I see on my TV

I`d even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I`m doin` it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it`d be kinda groovy
I thought that`d this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I`m a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin` as I see on my TV
Doin` as I see on my TV

Hell I`d even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin` as I see on my TV

Whistling, gargling

Spoken: I am not aware
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