Doin The Pigeon lyrics

Every time I feel alone and slightly blue
That`s when I begin to think of what I`d like to start to do
And though it might not be the kind of thing that`s quite your cup of tea,
I recommend you pay attention to the little dance you`re gonna see..

(spoken) Now I love pigeons, and I love how they walk. And I`ve
invented a really cool dance called...

Doin` the pigeon
Doin` the pigeon
Dancin` a little smidgen of the kind of ballet
That sweeps me away
Doin` the pigeon
Doin` the pigeon
People may smile, but I don`t mind
They`ll never understand the kind of fun I find

(I think here Bert gives some spoken instructions about how to do the
pigeon)

People may smile, but I don`t mind
They`ll never understand the kind of fun I find.
Doin` the pigeon
Doin` the pigeon
Dancin` a little smidgen of the kind of ballet
That sweeps me away
Doin` the pigeon
Doin` the pigeon
Doin` the pigeon every day!