Quit actin` so friendly,
don`t nod, don`t laugh all nicely.
Don`t think you`ll upend me,
don`t sigh, don`t sip your iced tea.
Don`t say it`s been a while,
and don`t flash that stupid smile.
Don`t ask me,
don`t ask me,
don`t ask me, ask me,
ask me how I`ve been.
Don`t think I`ve forgotten,
you never liked that necklace.
So cordial, so rotten,
kiss kiss let`s meet for breakfast.
Don`t show up so on time,
and don`t act like you`re so kind.
Don`t ask me, don`t ask me,
don`t ask me, ask me,
ask me how I`ve been.
Don`t ask me, Don`t ask-- ow!
Don`t sit there and play just,
so frank, so straight, so candid,
So thoughtful, so gracious,
so sound, so evenhanded.
And don`t be so damn benign,
don`t waste my fuckin` time.