I was a drifter in a rock `n` roll safari
took a fancy to an ape in Malawi
who kissed my head and my eyes went all starry
and so I ran and was screaming `;Where the hell are we ?`;
he begged : `;Don`t go, don`t cry !`;
There was a tiger I fought for the glory
the bloody battle was fierce and was gawry
was like a scene from a Kipling story
he sucked my blood like he`s eating Tandoori
he yelled: `;Don`t go, don`t cry !`;
I took a plane and was greeted in England
by many people and my spine started tingling
they stole my time and they all started mingling
i ran so hard that my feet started stinging