Dorkamania lyrics

He`s a trainspotter, hes an anorak

He`s a nerd, you`ve heard the word, a dork, a maniac

He`s a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he`s one o`those

squarest tassers in the street, n` everbodys knows



It`s...

DORKAMANIA, HE`S GOININSANIA

I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA

DORKAMANIA, HE`S GOTT A BE BRAINIA

BUT WHAT`S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE

COZ IT`S ALL

DORKAMANIA



In Ornathology, hes got a PHD

He`s a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree

Grand world class chess champions,

the wally worships these

He`s a bore, I`ve said before, AND WE ALL AGREE



It`s... dorkamania



He`s absurd, there ain`t a bird I`ve heard

that he can pull

They say he`s facinatin` till they date him,

then they hate him

We`ve never met a bloke so dull.



So the silly sad get`s surfin` on the internet

Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He`s found nobody yet

is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?

I don`t need a nutter, just somebody abnormal



It`s

Dorkamania