Dr Stephen lyrics

I`m a rich and famous doctor

I always thought I`d be

An expert in the field of

Gynecology



Next on my agenda:

Checking your pudenda

Let me see what I can find

If you get your nerve up

Slip inside the stirrups

Single thought will cross my mind:



I love putting women`s minds at rest

I love pushing myself to be the best

Dr. Stephen`s in



I`ve got magic fingers

The doctor of the year

There`s not a lip that I can`t read

A pap that I can`t smear



When your legs are open

I begin the gropin`

But I fear I must be blunt

I would just as soon not

Go near your balloon knot

Think that I`ll stick to your...front
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