CHORUS:
Sittin` on a barstool actin` like a darn fool
That`s what I`m a-doin` today
Sittin` here drinkin`, tryin` to keep from thinkin`
I`m a-boozin` my troubles away
Well now I couldn`t make her stay, doggone her anyway
She can`t say that I didn`t try
Pour me another one, I`m finished with the other one
I`m drinkin` my baby goodbye
SPOKEN:
Everytime we disagreed
She was always askin` me
Are you a man or a mouse
Now that she`s gone
She probably thinks I`m home
Just a-mopin` around the house
She probably thinks that she`s the one thing
I just couldn`t get along without
Well wouldn`t it surprise her, I got a sympathizer
As long as these bottles hold out
CHORUS
Every time I try to sit down and talk to her
It always ends up in a fuss
I tried to reason with her right up to the time
So got on that Greyhound bus
It would be better if I could forget her
`Cause she sure forgot about me
And if it takes all night, I`m gonna do it right
I`m gonna sit here till I can`t see