I`m driving
your girlfriend home
and she`s saying
how she never chose you
`turn left`, she says
so I turn left
and she says
`So how did I end up
so deeply involved in
the very existence
I planned on avoiding?`
and I can`t answer
I`m driving
your girlfriend home
and she`s laughing
to stop herself crying
`drive on`, she says
so I drive on
and she says
`So how did I end up
attached to this person
when his sense of humour
gets gradually worser?`
and I can`t tell her
I`m parking
outside her home
and we`re shaking hands
goodnight, so politely