They live under rocks,
Crawl out of their holes,
They touch eachother with a ten foot poles,
They`re fair of face, and soft of brain,
Everyone I know either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
They sleep forty winks
They like forty lashes
Whatever they drink they get mile mustaches
I don`t ask questions that I can`t explain
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insame
Some of them just give up on life
Some of them don`t give a damn
Some of them just don`t care anymore
And thats the kind of someone that i`m sometimes am
(but)
Their panting the town
Their cutting up rugs,
They multiply fast like anembas, and bugs
Their too old to learn
And to dumb to train
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Some of them rule the world
Some of them never get a chance
Some of them wear their hearts on their selve
But I wear my heart on the seat of my pants (but)
repeat first verse
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
then he repeats drunk like 10 times
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