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<pre><font size='+2'>DRUNK WITH DIGNITY lyrics DRDEMENTO</font><br>When you`ve had too much to drink<br />
there`s certain things to keep in mind.<br />
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding<br />
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap<br />
and don`t ever go home with a woman they call Moose<br />
or Vince<br />
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment<br />
<br />
Get drunk with dignity<br />
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face<br />
its not necessary to lick him back<br />
Stay away from drinks with names like<br />
brain seizure or hippo laxative<br />
Get drunk with dignity<br />
<br />
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls<br />
don`t pass out there<br />
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it<br />
you used the wrong bowl<br />
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid<br />
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When you`ve had too much to drink
there`s certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don`t ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment

Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity

If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don`t pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like

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