Eat The Menu lyrics

Limousines, oranges,
Stars, moons,
Submarines, jeeps,
Glaciers, cars,
Caterpillars, even grapes

It`s none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling
Have some salad
Bite an apple
Suck an oragne
Taste the pate
I`m just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

I`ve got to eat something
Otherwise i`ll just die
But the choice is too great
I can`t decide what to eat
I`ll possibly just eat the menu?

How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
Bite the kiwi
Have some chicken
I`m just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

The waiter came with the menu
And said here you go.
I said thankyou but
The choice is too great,
Why can`t i be a cod
In the depths of the ocean
And just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste
But o`ve got all the choice

Oh, you vague costomer
You`ll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat
So eat a moment
A person
An apple
A feeling
Eat a rockband

I won`t complain but...