Ebay lyrics

(musical intro)

A used
Pink bathrobe,
A rare
mint snowglobe,
A Smuf
TV tray

I bought
On E-Bay...

My house
Is filled with
This crap
Shows up in

Bubble wrap,
Most every day.

What I bought
On E-bay...

Tell me why
I need another pet rock!

Tell my why
I got that Alph alarm clock!

Tell me why
I bid on Shatner`s old tupee!

They had it
On E-bay...

I`ll buy
Your knick-nack.
Just check
My feedback.

A-plus-pluss
They all say.


They love me
On E-Bay...

Gonna buy:
A slightly damaged golf pack,
Some Beanie Babies
New with tax,

From some guy
I`ve never met in Norway
Found him
On E-Bay.

I am the type
Who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left
To go

Woah

Got Paypal or Visa
Whatever`ll please ya
As long as I got
The dough!

I`ll buy
Your chatchkeys.
Sell me
Your watch, please.

I`ll buy, I`ll buy,
I`ll buy, I`ll buy...

I`m highest bidder!

Junk keeps arriving
In the mail
From that
world-wide garage sail

Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ash tray!
I bought it on E-bay...

Wanna buy?
A Packman Feaver lunch box?
A case of vintage tube socks?
A kleenex used by Dr. Dre?

They had it
On E-Bay...

Wanna buy?
That Farrah Fawcett poster?
Pez dispencers and a toaster?

Don`t know why
The kind of stuff you`d throw away,

I`ll buy
On E-Bay...

What I bought
On E-Bay...

(music fades out)
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