El Diablo lyrics

PLAY COLLEEN WELSCH El Diablo video El Diablo how I love him so
If only I weren`t afraid of telephones
My friends stopped asking me how I am
And started asking me if I`ve called him yet

I wanted to ask him to see Goldmember with me

And it`s a shame all I`ve gotten is his negativity
And it`s too bad he hasn`t realized that he`s just like me
And it`s so typical that opposites attract
And that is why I`ll never get El Diablo

I need to stop for `Eldabh`
Because I know he`s such a total asshole
I`ll be almost sure that he hates me
But my friends talk me into thinking that he likes me

So I bought a box of chocolates in case he turns me down

And it`s a shame all I`ve gotten is his negativity
And it`s too bad he hasn`t realized that he`s just like me
And it`s so typical that opposites attract
And that is why I`ll never get El Diablo
No I`ll never get El Diablo

He`s just more proof that I will die alone and unloved
He`s just more lightening down my chimney to kill my dogs
I don`t need him
I can`t have him
But I want him so bad it hurts
Take an Advil
Eat my chocolate
Sit in my bedroom and pout

But if I could change -ologies or old wives tales
I`d make it so I`d be good for him
And he`s be good enough for me

And it`s a shame all I`ve gotten is his negativity
And it`s too bad he hasn`t realized that he`s just like me
And it`s so typical that opposites attract
And that is why I`ll never get El Diablo
No I`ll never get El Diablo
No I`ll never get Eldabh

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