So you no longer want me
You want to shove this horn up my ass
You want to slap these tattoos right off me
Well you can`t, I`m a thirty four-sixer
Girl, please don`t leave me, we`re better than this
Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you
see me your face makes a fist
Look, I love you, I`m singing about you
Sit still and I`ll show you some class
I`ll play something nice we can grind to
It`s gonna start slow and go fast
It`s a homeopathic elixir
You say you can`t date me, I already have a girl
Darling, please don`t hate me, after all what
are two in a five billion world
I`m going to feel up to padre
I`m going to rassle a mountain
Then I will beat up an ocean
And wipe my ass with the sun
I`ll do it all for El Shiksa!
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