Elvis and I order Domino`s Pizza with extra cheese
Suckin` down Formula 44D
Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose
We never argue or overdose
He says, `Do I look fat to you?`
I say, `No King, it`s not true.
You just have very big bones.`
And then he fires his .44 into the television
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I put on big belts and drive down to Burger King
He lets me croon and I let him steer
Elvis and I fry up demorol tablets and bacon grease
Torkin` down microwave tacos and beer
He says, `I don`t wanna be on no stamp man.`
I say, `I understand.`
He says, `My mama should be on that stamp man.`
And then he fires his .44 into the television
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I chop up onions and methamphetamines
We cook `em up with some peanut butter and cheese
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long
Suckin` down Ny Quil stingers and cheese
He says, `What the hell`s Lisa Marie thinking,
With that Michael Jackson crap?
She should have married Janet or LaToya or Tito or even Mahalia Jackson.`
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
Elvis and I
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