England 2 Colombia 0 lyrics

Oh you shouldn`t have kissed me and got me so excited
And when you asked me out I really was delighted
So we went to a pub in Belsize Park
And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark
Oh you shouldn`t have kissed me cause you started a fire
But then I found out that you`re a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You never mentioned your three children
And the fact you have a wife
Now it`s England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel

If you hadn`t passed out while I was talking to your friend
It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
If he hadn`t taken pity on my heart full of desire
I might never have found out you`re a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You forgot you have three children
You forgot you have a wife
Now it`s England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel

It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
Sometimes I think I`m happy then I remember it`s a dream
Now it isn`t in my nature to ever pick a winner
I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner

I can never possess the object of my desire
Cause he`s bound to turn out to be a serial liar
OK I didn`t mention my kids, I thought I`d wait a bit
But I am free and single and he`s a lying git

Cause he lied about his status
He lied about his life
He forgot he had three children
He forgot he had a wife
And it`s England 2 Colombia 0
I know just how those Colombians feel

So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home
Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone
I played some trag
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