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Ernie: (barging in) `A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!`
(He grabs Bert`s hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)
Bert: `Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!`
Ernie: (tries again) `But it`s a cookie and I`m hungry and--`
Bert: (jerks away) `Ernie, this is MY cookie. I`ve been saving it all day just for ME.`
Ernie: `Oh but, Bert, you wouldn`t share the cookie with your best friend?`
Bert: `Ernie, I`ve been saving it; this cookie is for ME.`
Ernie: `Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you.`
Bert: (skeptical) `No you wouldn`t.`
(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)
Ernie: `Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I`d be glad to share it with you.` (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)
Bert: `Ernie!`
Ernie: `Just a minute, Bert, just a minute.`
Bert: `Ernie, that`s my cookie!`
Ernie: `Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I`d gladly share it with you. Just ask me.`
Bert: `Ernie, that`s--`
Ernie: `No, just ask me.`
Bert: `This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!`
Ernie: `Why I`d be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. [Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I`d share the cookie with you. Isn`t that better?` (leaves)
Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) `I don`t understand ...`
(Ernie pops back, asking): `Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--`