Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics

Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics

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Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics

Send "Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar" Ringtone to your Cell (Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert`s head) Ernie: Here Bert, try this on! Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why? Ernie: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar. Bert: Oh, Ernie, you didn`t! Ernie: Mmm hmmm. Bert: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what`s it gotta do with that pot there, huh? Ernie: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere... Bert: Yeah? Ernie: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I`ll show you, Bert. Bert: (looks at camera) I don`t understand. Ernie: (brings in sugar bowl full of cookies) See, I broke the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one) Bert: Well... yeah, Ernie, but ... but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, then where`d ya put the sugar? Ernie: Well, I`ll show you, Bert! (famous Ernie hmm) Hmm hmm hmm (leaves with bowl and Bert looks at camera) Bert: Yeah, show me. (does the famous head tilt) Ernie: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here. Bert: In the flower pot?! Oh great ... just great. Well WHERE`D you put the flower that was growing there, huh? Ernie: Oh I`ll show you, Bert! (takes away the pot) Bert: Ya gonna show me again ... I don`t get this. Ernie: (brings in milk bottle and flower) Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see ... nicely planted, I watered it and everything. Bert: (Looking very stunned) (Ernie looks straight into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose) ERNIE!!!! (Shaking head) Ernie: (Calmly) Hmm? Bert: Well now WHERE is the milk?! Ernie: Oh, I`ll show you, Bert. Bert: (Ernie leaves) Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I... (looks at Ernie returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned) Ernie: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle. Bert: (Gets close to Ernie in quiet voice gradually getting louder) Ernie... I`m trying to be patient, but WHERE is the soda?? Ernie: Oh just a second, Bert, I`ll show you... (calmly as usual, Bert getting more stunned and irritated gives out his famous ... ) Bert: Aaaaaaahhhh! Ernie: (Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl) It wasn`t easy, but I put the soda in the (straining) mmm fishbowl. Bert: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!? Ernie: Oh... well, I`ll show you, Bert. (even calmer than before) Bert: (stares into camera as Ernie leaves for a few seconds and ...) Ooohhhh, Ernie, what are you doing now? (Mouth wider than ever in shock) Ernie: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert ... I put the fish in ... to ... the cowboy hat, ya see. Bert: (looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.`s face) Oh, no... Eeeyah! (wipes face and stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry) Ernie: (points calmly at fish in hat) Take it easy there, fella. Bert: (angrily) Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat ... Ernie: Yeah, so? (VERY calmly) Bert: But ya, you but the fish in it, now what am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy? Ernie: Oh, umm, well (reaches for pot and puts it on Bert`s head) Ride em cowboy, Bert! (pats Bert on back) (Ernie`s patented laugh) Keheeheeheehee. (End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.) Send " Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar" Ringtone to your Cell Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics @ ELyrics | Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics @ Songlyrics | Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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