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<pre><font size='+2'>ERNIE HAD AN HERNIA lyrics TOY DOLLS</font><br>Too much nosh & too much booze<br />
He spent all night in the bog with the blues<br />
An aching head, intoxicated<br />
He didn`t even know he was constipated<br />
<br />
He forced & he frowned,<br />
He pushed & he stained<br />
But on the toilet seat he remained<br />
He let out a shout as he passed out<br />
& his gut was rearranged<br />
<br />
No walks in the park,<br />
No drinks, no grub<br />
He can`t embark on a trip to the pub<br />
He sits in the dark,<br />
And says don`t trouble me<br />
<br />
No one sees he`s a ruptured man<br />
He can`t sneeze like you normally can<br />
They`re all mean, they`re all riff raff<br />
He turns green when they make him laugh<br />
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...<br />
Hernia, a hernie<br />
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...<br />
Hernia, a hernie...<br />
He had a hernia<br />
<br />
He can`t stand up, her can`t lie flat<br />
The torment in his tummy preventing that<br />
He can`t sit down, can`t go anywhere<br />
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear<br />
<br />
He can`t go out & he can`t stay in<br />
Oh what`s it all about? He just can`t win<br />
No chance of a bath<br />
Or to see the lavatory for him<br />
<br />
No one sees he`s a ruptured man<br />
He can`t sneeze like you normally can...<br />
<br />
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin<br />
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin<br />
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in<br />
<br />
No one sees he`s a ruptured man<br />
He can`t sneeze like you normally can<br />
They`re all mean, they`re all riff raff<br />
He turns green when they make him laugh<br />
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...<br />
Hernia, a hernie<br />
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...<br />
Hernia, a hernie...<br />
He had a hernia<br />
Ernia had a...<br />
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Too much nosh & too much booze
He spent all night in the bog with the blues
An aching head, intoxicated
He didn`t even know he was constipated

He forced & he frowned,
He pushed & he stained
But on the toilet seat he remained
He let out a shout as he passed out
& his gut was rearranged

No walks in the park,
No drinks, no grub
He can`t embark on a trip to the pub
He sits in the dark,
And says don`t trouble me

No one sees he`s a ruptured man
He can`t sneeze like you normally can
They`re all mean, they`re all riff raff
He turns green when they make him laugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia

He can`t stand up, her can`t lie flat
The torment in his tummy preventing that
He can`t sit down, can`t go anywhere
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear

He can`t go out & he can`t stay in
Oh what`s it all about? He just can`t win
No chance of a bath
Or to see the lavatory for him

No one sees he`s a ruptured man
He can`t sneeze like you normally can...

Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in

No one sees he`s a ruptured man
He can`t sneeze like you normally can
They`re all mean, they`re all riff raff
He turns green when they make him laugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia
Ernia had a...
He had a hernia

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