Evergreen lyrics

Evergreen lyrics

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Evergreen lyrics

Send "Evergreen" Ringtone to your Cell On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me A bag of shrooms and some LSD We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave We`re all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws You give us 30 and we`ll tie it up at no extra cost We`ll take that 30 and spend it on pot We`re not too bright we flunk all of our classes Get in fights getting drunk coz we`re bad kids Our dads call us bastards mom`s always plastered We`re the closest thing to suburban gangsters Cold air`s what we breathe Our vests have no sleeves It`s hard to haul trees in subzero degrees We smell like evergreens All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth And some mistletoe all up in this piece Maybe a girl that`s free of disease And while I`m thinking, throw in a couple of G`s yeah I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed I want a ho who doesn`t mind my snowsuit doesn`t fit I`m just a hayseed selling trees to break trees Know your daddy hates me it`s driving you crazy Even though my nose is runny get the honey`s coz I`m money But I never get laid can`t find my way into long undies I don`t trip, just dip, listen to country With my piss I write my name because I think it`s funny I`m so into this deciduous lifestyle You see dead tree and I see a cash cow I never bargain and I never back down Put your back seat down and I’ll take your ass to tree town Your daughter`s giving me the eye So I am giving her a ride I`ll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights As long as I get all up in her tights All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth And some mistletoe all up in this piece Maybe a girl that`s free of disease And while I`m thinking, throw in a couple of G`s yeah I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed I want a ho who doesn`t mind my snowsuit doesn`t fit I`m just a hayseed selling trees to break trees Know your daddy hates me it`s driving you crazy Send " Evergreen" Ringtone to your Cell Evergreen lyrics @ ELyrics | Evergreen lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Evergreen lyrics @ Songlyrics | Evergreen lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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