Everyone S A Little Bit Racist lyrics

Everyone S A Little Bit Racist lyrics

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Send "Everyone S A Little Bit Racist" Ringtone to your Cell Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh. Princeton: Well, he`s Trekkie Monster, and you`re Kate Monster. Kate Monster: Right. Princeton: You`re both Monsters. Kate Monster: Yeah. Princeton: Are you two related? Kate Monster: What?! Princeton, I`m surprised at you! I find that racist! Princeton: Oh, well, I`m sorry! I was just asking! Kate Monster: Well, it`s a touchy subject. No, not all Monsters are related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh? Princeton: No, no, no, not at all. I`m sorry, I guess that was a little racist. Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more careful when you`re talking about the sensitive subject of race. Princeton: Well, look who`s talking! Kate Monster: What do you mean? Princeton: What about that special Monster School you told me about? Kate Monster: What about it? Princeton: Could someone like me go there? Kate Monster: No, we don`t want people like you- Princeton: You see?! You`re a little bit racist. Kate Monster: Well, you`re a little bit too. Princeton: I guess we`re both a little bit racist. Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... Princeton: But I guess it`s true. Kate Monster: Between me and you, I think Both: Everyone`s a little bit racist Sometimes. Doesn`t mean we go Around committing hate crimes. Look around and you will find No one`s really color blind. Maybe it`s a fact We all should face Everyone makes judgments Based on race. Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from - Kate Monster: No! Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English! Kate Monster: Right! Both: Everyone`s a little bit racist Today. So, everyone`s a little bit racist Okay! Ethinic jokes might be uncouth, But you laugh because They`re based on truth. Don`t take them as Personal attacks. Everyone enjoys them - So relax! Princeton: All right, stop me if you`ve heard this one. Kate Monster: Okay! Princeton: There`s a plan going down and there`s only one paracute. And there`s a rabbi, a priest... Kate Monster: And a black guy! Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin` `bout Kate? Kate Monster: Uh... Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke! Princeton: Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. Gary Coleman: I don`t. Princeton: Well, of course you don`t - you`re black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right? Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks! Princeton: Now, don`t you think that`s a little racist? Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you`re right. Kate Monster: You`re a little bit racist. Gary Coleman: Well, you`re a little bit too. Princeton: We`re all a little bit racist. Gary Coleman: I think that I would Have to agree with you. Princeton/Kate Monster: We`re glad you do. Gary Coleman: It`s sad but true! Everyone`s a little bit racist - All right! Kate Monster: All right! Princeton: All right! Gary Coleman: All right! Bigotry has never been Exclusively white All: If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, Even though we all know That it`s wrong, Maybe it would help us Get along. Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good. Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man! Princeton: Who? Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ. Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black. Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, I`m pretty sure that Jesus was black- Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about? Gary Coleman: Racism! Brian: Cool. Christmas Eve: BRIAN! Come back here! You take out lecycuraburs! Princeton: What`s that mean? Brian: Um, recyclables. Hey, don`t laugh at her! How many languages do you speak? Kate Monster: Oh, come off it, Brian! Everyone`s a little bit racist. Brian: I`m not! Princeton: Oh no? Brian: Nope! How many Oriental wives Have you got? Christmas Eve: What? Brian! Princeton: Brian, buddy, where you been? The term is Asian-American! Christmas Eve: I know you are no Intending to be But calling me Oriental - Offensive to me! Brian: I`m sorry, honey, I love you. Christmas Eve: And I love you. Brian: But you`re racist, too. Christmas Eve: Yes, I know. The Jews have all The money And the whites have all The power. And I`m always in taxi-cab With driver who no shower! Princeton: Me too! Kate Monster: Me too! Gary Coleman: I can`t even get a taxi! All: Everyone`s a little bit racist It`s true. But everyone is just about As racist as you! If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, And everyone stopped being So PC Maybe we could live in - Harmony! Christmas Eve: Evlyone`s a ritter bit lacist! 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