my mother gave me one more reason
not to call you on the phone.
she told me, chase girls like that
all yer life and you`ll wind up alone.
i guess i would just like to take you
out for a cappuccino,
you refuse my advances once again,
i can`t hear one more no!
i wish you would get over him,
i`ll change yer mind about everything.
when i wink at you, you always
turn the other cheek,
i drilled a hole in the girls` showers
so that at you i could peek,
i`d love to get you naked and throw you
in the back of my dad`s car,
i hear that if i get to third base with you,
it won`t be too far!
i wish you would get over him,
i`ll change yer mind about everything!
as i grow older i feel better
about me and myself,
i swear i never, ever once wished
i was anybody else.
i`d like to tell you i think you should
come up and see me sometime,
i know that i could possibly make it
the best time of yer life!