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<pre><font size='+2'>FAILURE WITH GIRLS lyrics MACC LADS</font><br>I`ve got an ugly face,<br />
With spots all over the place,<br />
I haven`t got any mates,<br />
And me clothes have gone out of date.<br />
<br />
I go to the pub on me own,<br />
And I drink me orange alone,<br />
I sit and stare at the crack,<br />
But they just turn their backs.<br />
<br />
I want to chat them up,<br />
But I stare at me feet,<br />
And then I go home and I beat me meat.<br />
I`m dead shy about the size of me dick,<br />
And chips and gravy make me sick.<br />
<br />
I`m a failure with girls,<br />
I don`t know why,<br />
He`s a failure with girls,<br />
He don`t know why.<br />
I`m a failure with girls,<br />
They`re so unkind,<br />
He`s a failure with girls,<br />
They`re so unkind.<br />
I`m a failure with girls,<br />
They make me cry,<br />
He`s a failure with girls,<br />
They make him cry.<br />
Only wish I could say that I don`t mind.<br />
<br />
<br />
A Macc Lad of me took note,<br />
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,<br />
It were the first pint I ever had,<br />
And I changed to a real Macc Lad.<br />
Me clothes started looking real flash,<br />
I got a tattoo and a moustache,<br />
And me car got a go-faster stripe,<br />
And now I pull crack every night.<br />
<br />
And I`m not weak anymore,<br />
`Cos me dick measures three foot four,<br />
So don`t you call me wimp,<br />
`Cos it`s three foot four even when it`s limp.<br />
<br />
I`m dead macho with girls,<br />
I never fail,<br />
He`s dead macho with girls,<br />
He nevers fails.<br />
I`m dead macho with girls<br />
`Cos I sup ale,<br />
He`s dead macho with girls<br />
`Cos he sups ale.<br />
I`m dead macho with girls<br />
Thanks to Willies,<br />
He`s dead macho with girls<br />
Thanks to Willies.<br />
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I`ve got an ugly face,
With spots all over the place,
I haven`t got any mates,
And me clothes have gone out of date.

I go to the pub on me own,
And I drink me orange alone,
I sit and stare at the crack,
But they just turn their backs.

I want to chat them up,
But I stare at me feet,
And then I go home and I beat me meat.
I`m dead shy about the size of me dick,
And chips and gravy make me sick.

I`m a failure with girls,
I don`t know why,
He`s a failure with girls,
He don`t know why.
I`m a failure with girls,
They`re so unkind,
He`s a failure with girls,
They`re so unkind.
I`m a failure with girls,
They make me cry,
He`s a failure with girls,
They make him cry.
Only wish I could say that I don`t mind.

A Macc Lad of me took note,
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
It were the first pint I ever had,
And I changed to a real Macc Lad.
Me clothes started looking real flash,
I got a tattoo and a moustache,
And me car got a go-faster stripe,
And now I pull crack every night.

And I`m not weak anymore,
`Cos me dick measures three foot four,
So don`t you call me wimp,
`Cos it`s three foot four even when it`s limp.

I`m dead macho with girls,
I never fail,
He`s dead macho with girls,
He nevers fails.
I`m dead macho with girls
`Cos I sup ale,
He`s dead macho with girls
`Cos he sups ale.
I`m dead macho with girls
Thanks to Willies,
He`s dead macho with girls
Thanks to Willies.
Only wish I didn`t have VD

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