Fairbanks Alaska lyrics

Have you ever seen yourself on TV
Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me
Well, I have
Have you ever been stung by a bee
Well, I have
Have you ever met Muhammad Ali
I have, I have

Have you ever had a case of the flu
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo
I have
Have you ever met the guys in The Who
Well, I have
I`m in Who`s Who, are you
I am

Have you ever stood in line at the bank
Had an uncle named Frank
Have you ever rode around in a tank
I have

But I`ve never been to Fairbanks Alaska
That`s the only place I`ve never been
Have you ever been everywhere else
I have, I have

Have you ever locked your keys in your car
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar
I have

But I`ve never shot eighteen under par
And I still don`t know where all those balls are
Except the one that went in some doctor`s car
One time in Lincoln Nebraska

And some day I`m going to Fairbanks Alaska
If it`s the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else
I have too, I have
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