Fatty Mc Gee lyrics

[Talking quietly]
[M1:] `Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.`
[M2:] `We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!`
[M1:] `And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.`
[M2:] `Well we better study our butts off.`
[M1:] `Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.`
[M2:] `Ok, enough talking, let`s study!`
[M1:] `All right.`
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
[M2:] `Uh oh`
[M1:] `Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We`ll never get any studying done with him in the library.`
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] `Oh god, he`s taking the stairs!
That means he`s going to be way out of breath!`

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] `Oh no, he`s going to sit with us.`
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] `Hey fellas, studying for the big test?`
[M1:] `Uh, yes Fatty, we were.`
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] `Great! I`ll join ya.`
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] `Hey Fatty, why don`t you go to the bathroom `till you catch your breath?`
[Fatty:] `No, no, I`m catching it!`
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] `Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we`re trying to concentrate.`
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] `Sure, no problem.`
[M1:] `Oh man.`
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
`This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.`
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] `Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.`
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] `Fatty! Please keep it down!`

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[M2:] `Is he sleeping!?`
[M1:] `No, it`s his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.`
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] `Ahh geez Fatty, what`s wrong with you!?`
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] `I`m trying.`
[Whining continues]
[M1:] `Fatty, you know what`s going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!`
[Whining gets higher and higher until it`s continuous]
[M2:] `Oh no, that one`s going to do it!`

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] `Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!`
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] `I`m sorry!`
[Fireman Ray:] `Fire! Man the building!`
[M1:] `Sorry Fireman Ray, it`s not the fire alarm.`
[Fireman Ray:] `Fatty McGee, is that you again!?`
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] `Yes.` [Snort] `Sorry.` [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] `Didn`t we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?`
[Fatty: Whiney voice] `But I like the stairs!`
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] `Why!?`
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] `They`re fun!`
[Fireman Ray:] `Oh Fatty McGee, you`re the fattest!`
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
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